Funny Husband Wife Jokes । मजेदार पति-पत्नी चुटकुले

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बैंक को लूटने के बाद, क्लर्क से एक डाकू ने पूछाँ: क्या तुमने मुझे बैंक लूटते हुए देखा हैं?
क्लर्क: हाँ, मैंने आपको देखा।
डाकू ने उसे मार डाला और अगले क्लर्क से पूछाँ: क्या तुमने देखा हैं?
दूसरा क्लर्क: नहीं, लेकिन मेरी पत्नी ने तुम्हें देखा।
In English
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw You.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did you See me robbing?
Second Clerk Replied: No, but my wife saw You.

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गौरे पति-पत्नी को एक काला बच्चा होता है।
नाराज पति पूछता है- तुम सफेद हो, मैं सफेद तो बच्चा काला क्यों है?
पत्नी- तुम गर्म थें, मैॆ गर्म थी, तो बच्चा जल गया।
In English
A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt.

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एक पति अगर एक सुखी जीवन जीना चाहता है, तो उसे अपना मुंह बंद रखना और  चेक-बुक खुली रखना सीखना चाहिए।
In English
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his Cheque-Book open.

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  1. Husband Wife Joke are the description of funny situation between husband and wife. In these type of humour generally there is a situation in which husband is tortured by his wife and joke describes it humorously.

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